What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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69

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Women's rights

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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