How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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BenWuzHear

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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