- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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