- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

School

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Whats an Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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