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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

a man walked into a bar ouch

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

Butt Sex.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Your mums a penis joke.

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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