- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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