What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

whats 2+2? math.

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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