A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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