How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Cleveland winning something

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