Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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School

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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