- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Why does life suck? Because it does

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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