Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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