- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

Why does life suck? Because it does

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Your mama's so fat.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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