Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

Once upon a cross

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

womens rights

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

a potato flew around my room

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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