A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

Whats funnier than 24? 25

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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