What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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Unnnnnnnn

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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