What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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a potato flew around my room

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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