- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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