Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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