- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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