I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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The Barackness Monster

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Penal Dysfunction

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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Get in the car.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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