A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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