How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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Women.

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BenWuzHear

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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