- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

rape that shit

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

Emily Brunelle is skinny

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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