A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Badgers are cool

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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