There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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This is not an anti joke.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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