Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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these are shit

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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