What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

woman's rights

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Harry Styles

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Darude - Sandstorm

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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