what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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justin bieber

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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69

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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You're*

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