- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

I saw a poor man named rich

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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