Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Your Mom.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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