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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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