- Anti Joke

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

KKK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable