An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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Well educated black man.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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You.

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