Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Ebola

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=148&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=L4yN-90F2S2nXM:&imgrefurl=http://www.britishbeautyblogger.com/2012/05/justin-bieber-nails.html&docid=yYdBShdYVODKdM&imgurl=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YFyj_mKUypY/T6VP6iGQeCI/AAAAAAAAJjI/y6cpVYjn9Gs/s1600/harry.PNG&w=573&h=413&ei=ZY7HT_XqHo2c8QStiY2IDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=724&vpy=140&dur=435&hovh=191&hovw=265&tx=75&ty=135&sig=110416686013590693091&page=12&tbnh=148&tbnw=229&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:148,i:142

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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the WNBA

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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