what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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Why? Whats wrong?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Why did the dog eat poop?

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Dylan is a person

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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