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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

my friend is gay hes gay

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Your social life.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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