Ebola

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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the WNBA

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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