Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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Women's rights

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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