Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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Woman's rights.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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Snarf Nuggets

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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