- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

colby doesnt shave

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

I share two rooms with my mother.

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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