what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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