Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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