I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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