- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

Roey Jegen

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

mark is mark

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

Your mama's so fat.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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