Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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your mom died.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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