- Anti Joke

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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