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Women's rights

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

Woman's rights

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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