- Anti Joke

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

Two english guys meet at work

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.