rishi is gay (coventry england)

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Chicken

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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Wade

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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