Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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