- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

skurfboards we love fat kids

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

What's funnier than 24? 25

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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