What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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your mum

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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25

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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