How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Wanna know something funny? Your face

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Keep up the fun Nero!

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Badgers are cool

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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