- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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