Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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