- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Darude- Sandstorm

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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