- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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