irish wristwatch JLR

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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Billy Cundiff.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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