when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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knock knock who's there aids

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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eloise dey.

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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I Have a Black Friend

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Anti Joke

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