- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

I hate black people. Because their black.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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