What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

A homosexual walks into a church

I would rape her

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Jacob Edwards has friends

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

-_- i like trains ... -_-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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