- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

AIDS

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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