- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

rebecca is a hard worker

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

I am a nigger.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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