fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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Anti Joke

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