Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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