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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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