- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

A cow says moo and explodes.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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