Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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Maturity is a virtue.

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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