Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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