What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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Woman's Rights

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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