Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Jews

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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