Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Im cute hehehee

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penus

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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