A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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