Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

we all know sammi has a penis

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

What is a chair?

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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