How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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