How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so dont touch it.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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Gorden Brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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