- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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