- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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