One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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women's rights.

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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GONNA

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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