What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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Your all fags

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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women's rights.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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