How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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Samantha

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