- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

why is john so fat years of over eating

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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