- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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