- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

knock knock. come in.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

I would rape her

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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