Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

general tso's broccoli

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Matt is not funny.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

What's funnier than 24? 25

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

knock knock

Jacob Edwards has friends

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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