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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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