- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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