Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Women's rights.

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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Pinus Testicles

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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Anti Joke

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