- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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