Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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kevin kim

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Why did the jew die Really...

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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