- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Melbourne Football Club.

Ju... Just why?

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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