What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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black guy graduating high school

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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