- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

I hate long jokes -_-

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

thermodynamics?

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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