involved parents.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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poop is very very yummy.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Chrissy is funny.

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Anti Joke

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