- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

What do you call a black priest? Father

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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