People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Your all fags

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buttcrack thumbs up

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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Barack Obama

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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miley cyrus

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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