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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

knock knock come in

mark is mark

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

How do you hold someone in suspense?

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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