why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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