- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

YES! EXACTLY!

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

involved parents.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

knock knock. who's there? someone.

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