Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

whats 2+2? 4

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

you know whats funny the letter Q

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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