How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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