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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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your mother hates you

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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The Barackness Monster

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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