No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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Black people

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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