- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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