- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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Tim and Eric

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Pokemon go: Team mystic

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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