what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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I need a good anti joke....

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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your father died

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Badgers are cool

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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pineapples

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Anti Joke

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